ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
Big slugs. Big. Also known as the European giant garden slug, the leopard slug, or Limax maximus. They're hermaphroditic. They love long walks in cool, woodsy areas and damp nooks like cellar walls and the undersides of logs. When one is keen to mate, it adds a special little something to the slime that lubricates its foot, tempting another slug to follow the path to its precipice d'amour.
Our scent to capture the mood of slug romancin' is dark, woodsy, and squamous in the best possible way: green leaf mulch, loam, bamboo pulp, fir needles, and patchouli root.
This is the only scent with video accompaniment, and that's for a very good reason. The mating of this species is uniquely well-suited to a David Attenborough voiceover and a soothing orchestral soundtrack. It's even safe for work! Unless you work for slugs, that is. You really ought to watch this. Seriously. Turn the sound off if you have to, but watch. ( http://youtu.be/FhVi4Z6CjZk )
(If you can't or prefer not to watch the video, we hope you'll take our word for it that these slugs mate in a ridiculously beautiful way. They dangle from an overhang on a tendril of slime, entwine, and extend translucent, opalescent penises longer than the rest of their bodies through a pore near their heads. These penises coil into a glistening orb and take a rather long time to actually exchange sperm. Once this is done, both slugs drop from the strand and land with a wet little thump on the ground below. Success!)
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