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Everyone knows that the ancient Egyptians had mighty architectural prowess, but they were also the inventors of beer!
Serious beer researchers have determined that this was not in fact a flavorless affair of undercooked bread sitting in water until it fermented, but was in fact a sweet and fruity brew made from scratch with barley malt and emmer, a type of wheat. Despite beer, pyramids, a written language and papyrus, however, there was one serious lack in Ancient Egyptian civilization: chocolate!
We have corrected this historical unfairness to create Theopatra, a blend of thick, sweet, wheaty beer and theobromine-rich chocolate. Between the two of them, they're solid proof that the world is beautiful and loves us a lot.
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