Everyone has heard of The Great Whore of Babylon, famous of the Book of Revelation and wondered at by an army of artists. Well, prostitution wasn't the only profession in Babylon of old, they were also noted for their actuaries, people who worked tirelessly with statistics compiling them into vast tables able to scry the future or to cast out a mighty ancient credit default swap on command! Yes!
And just because a chick was a Great Actuary, that didn' t mean she wasn't sexy. Oh no. She was even MORE sexy thanks to her knowledge of stochastic processes! And it didn't mean she didn't know her was around black eyeliner, tight bodices and silken veils. Why some of the most depraved and rapacious dames in all of old Babylonian history were actuaries! I bet you didn't know that. Well, they were discreet, but their signature scent sure wasn't.
Thick dark black black black musk writhes along with a deep and serious incense of the copal persuasion and they all seem to melt into a black cherry background, a hint of cherry blossom, a full swathe of dark wood resin. This stuff is really potent and really good. And you don't have to be a statistical genius to wear it, but it helps.
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