ZOMG Smells General Catalog Perfume Oil (Available)
"Of course you can fly a zeppelin to the moon. There's all that ether. A bit like flying through a calf's-foot jelly actually-what did you think held the Earth up, hm? String?"
A dashing, old-school captain's-cabin scent. A scent wearing a greatcoat with gold bits on, if you will. Teak wood, redcurrant, oak moss, geranium leaf, and brown musk with a spot of treacle.