ZOMG Smells General Catalog Perfume Oil (Available)
This is a smell for people who have that dream — sometimes it's school, sometimes it's work, sometimes it's the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange, but there you are. Naked. Everyone is looking at you.
But this is now a good dream.
There's a window open and a fresh breeze feels !@#$% amazing without any clothes on. It's warm. It is marvelous not to be wearing chafey pants or pinchy shoes, to just stand there proud as punch. Naked you!
Everyone is looking at you, and they like you. They look a little envious. They wish they'd had the nerve to do something like that, but they'll have to wait their turn. This is your moment.
A joyous, fearless scent: petitgrain, pink grapefruit, sunny amber, new-mown grass and the faint waft of early-summer blooms.
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