Nothing says love like a giant isopod. Here's one so you can see for yourself:
We asked it what it thought about being an enormous oceanic pillbug, and it said "Love". Then we asked it how it felt about people being weirded out by all those little legs. It said "Love." We asked it what it thought isopods should smell like.
"Love," it said. "And Doritos."
We ignored the Doritos part, though. This is a lovely (and sexy) close-to-the-skin blend of ambergris, sea shell, light honey, and leather.
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