ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
In a world where mass-produced adult Halloween costume marketing seems to be focused less on actually impersonating believably something and more on how tight the pirate pants and how short the tiger skirt can be, we have created the next big thing. It seems obvious, really: the costumes are already sexy. The candy is next. Or you could dress as sexy candy!
Either way, the important message here is that it's sexy. And chocolate. What size is "fun size," you ask? Well... that's kind of a personal question, isn't it? It's your sexy chocolate thing. You decide.
Milk chocolate with rich, buttery, crunchy bits, stuck to a miniature bag of caramel popcorn that happened to be next to it in the bucket.
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