ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
You can has cunning hoo-man disguise!
Ooo, is exciting to see what the hoo-mans do. They'll never guess! You're hid good! Your adorableness has been dialed down to mere human levels so you can see what people are like when they're not making gibberish sounds at you. Turns out they can actually use words! And get off the computer sometimes! Fascinating.
Now if you can just fight off that maddening urge to climb into every box you see, or watch people having...private moments, you might be able to stay undercover enough to get some final bits of research done on these creatures and their strange ways. You can has thesis defense with Professor Maru next month, after all.
Deceptively sweet: sugared almond milk backed with myrrh.
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