Secretly a Were-Poodle

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ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)

YOU CAN BARELY CONTAIN THE FLUFFINESS, SOMETIMES

It gets harder every day. Someone drops a pen, and it takes all your will not to dive over there and fetch it. You are increasingly aware — acutely aware — that little sweaters are the only thing you should be wearing. Your hair is not floomfy enough. NEVER. FLOOMFY. ENOUGH.

Someday you're just going to let go. And then everyone will know! And they'll want to play with your ears. How long can you hold out?

White chocolate, frothy vanilla cream, and candy-violet pastilles.

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