ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
No one suspects you. You're attractive, sure — but deadly, they say? Pffft, come on. We know you, and you're kind of a sugarbun. No, no, we like you that way! Look, femme fatales are overrated. You're the kind of person someone really wants to take home and keep coming back to, and you know it. Quit trying to impress people with your dagger collection. That's not a real blowgun. Oh, come on, you probably learned how to hotwire a car on the Internet. Just be yourself, okay? Stop trying so hard to act dangerous.
Everyone comes to you because they trust you, and yet somehow they never realize that means you know all the secrets, hear all the gossip, and no circle is closed to you. You're just so darn likable! Everybody has tiny cameras and sends constant messages these days, you blend right in.
That's why you're such a good spy.
Comforting, reassuring, delicious, enticing — buttery sweetness blending beautifully well with the alertness of white grapefruit and a hint of exotic resins.
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