Secretly a Romance Novelist

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It's hard work. You put your back into it, you give it a good go, you craft your phrasing carefully so people will definitely get the thrust of your words...

And then you put your feet down off the table, take the laptop off your thighs, and have a good spine-popping stand-up stretch before you go make another pot of tea. Maybe you light a rose candle or have a nice hot bath before you get back to the passionate heavings of love-tormented breasts and dark, wicked lusts. You love your work, and you get to enjoy the comfort of warm, fuzzy slippers while your fingers work their magic for your fans. And hey, it's your house. Nobody can see you're not wearing real pants today.

Exotic palmarosa to stimulate your senses, comforting rose tea, delicate pink peppercorns, creamy musk, and extra rosepetals in your bath for a little decadence research work.

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