ZOMG Smells Halloween Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
You don't tell your friends, because you don't want them to treat you differently. You don't want them to know. You have enough fans already! What you need is a slice of normal life, away from the hot stagelights and gorgeous sparkly backup dancers and the pounding thrum of the music in your veins.
But we know your secret. We've seen you onstage, giving everything to the performance. We've heard your screaming fans... and you know as well as we do that you get a lot of really mainstream radio play.
It's okay. If your friends can't tell from the way you smell, like a chica cherry cola, they'll never figure it out. They listen to indie bands anyway; your secret is safe.
Wicked, boozy cherry cola with a sexy clove and patchouli twist to give your sweet, edible, sparkling self a little underlying dirtiness.
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