Secretly a Man-Eating Fairy Horse

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ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)

ometimes you're beautiful, standing by the river like an image out of a painting. Sometimes you're deceptively ordinary, like a friendly brown pony that just happened to wander by. Whether your coat is black, brown, blonde, grey or red, though, you're hiding something that only the ones you've lured close find out.

When you're in the wrong mood — or maybe the right one — you eat people alive.

Unless they hoof it.

Of course, to some people, that makes you the mane attraction.

Dry autumn grasses, rough cinnamon bark, hawthorne trees, sandalwood, nutmeg, a hint of the water's edge nearby and not much sweetness.

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