Secretly a Decent Human Being

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So you spend your days rampaging through orphanages and pushing all the elevator buttons and throwing things off tall buildings and yelling "FIRE!" wherever you damn well feel like it. It's a cruel world! You are a cruel person!

But then you go home, and pull the blinds so nobody can see...

...and you are NICE TO PEOPLE

OH GOD

(but it's all right, you're right back to evil and hatefulness the next morning. S'coo.)

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