ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
Hurray, hurray, for the Eighth of May! It's National Outdoor Intercourse Day! This holiday was made official by students at Western Washington University in 1999, but naturally people have been flattening foliage much longer than that:
I took this fair maid by the lily white hand
And on the green mossy bank set her down
And I planted a kiss on her red ruby lips
And the small birds a-singing all around
And when we arose from the green mossy bank
Through the meadow we wandered away
I had plowed by (my) true love on the green mossy bank
And I plucked her a handful of may
(rude 17th century song)
Plowed! My goodness. At any rate, this smell is meant to capture the idyllic joys of scromping up the countryside in the fine spring-time: May-flower (purple lilacs), flattened grass, plowed earth, sweet green musk and aloe.
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