ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
We've done things to our noble hero-inventor Tesla before. First, we helped bring his melancholy, unjust death to the attention of more people on the Internet than perhaps had been previously aware of the nature of his demise.
Then we reanimated him for Halloween, like big jerks.
We've finally thought of something else to do to the poor man, though. Something he was spared before his melancholy death. Something no one's actually made him suffer before.
We covered him in marmalade and put him on the Internet.
And it smells delicious.
If you rub him upon yourself, these are the things you will note:
Earthy, masculine patchouli, cinnamon, and a refined sandalwood combine gently with the white musk of diffidence and a certain awkwardness around women. Especially now that he's also dripping with bright, chunky orange marmalade.
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