Mad paleontologists, we salute you. You have seen the fossil record, and you have discarded with a majestic hand the conclusions that weren't nearly nifty enough. You have given us many things which we still cherish today, things such as Brontosaurus, Triceratops, microscopic humans and their pets, and now...you have given ZOMG its spokesquid.
Magnacephalopoda aesthetica, ladies and gentlemen. The Art Kraken. Just as this splendid beast made the Triassic seas floor its canvas and wrought life itself into its own image, we have fashioned a work in our own medium to share our delight in it. We are, like, its biggest fans. Seriously.
Audacious and refined: saffron, white cedar, paleozoic equisetum pulp, a touch of white grapefruit rind and mace.
(we <3 Maggie so much! No joking there. She and Spacebat are going to start up a rock band.)
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