ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
The little brown bat is itty and adorable. It would fit in the palm of your hand.
But oh, the things it would do to that hand during mating season.
Little do most people know that this small, precious animal becomes an incubus bastard during the months of winter hibernation. Males crawl stealthily through the sheltering roosts, intent on sexually interfacing with any other brown bat they can catch asleep. Females. Males. It's all good to the little brown bat.
So yes. It's super cute, but don't stick your hand in there during winter. Puts a whole new spin on Batman, doesn't it?
We've chosen to focus on the little brown bat's cuteness for this one... and the stickiness. Dark chocolate, sticky amber, maple sap, gooey caramel, and three nuts — almond, pecan and coconut. (Okay, coconut is not a nut. We just wanted to say "three nuts.")
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