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Oh Higgs, you sly fox...
So it looks like the Fermilab Tevatron particle accelerator (<3!) whanged a few protons and antiprotons together, only to discover that things were suddenly TOTALLY WEIRD. Matter was generated more often than antimatter! Not much, mind you, and not very often, but enough to give the Standard Model of particle physics a bad case of hiccups. And the only cure is more Higgs!
Specifically, five Higgs bosons in a configuration misleadingly called the two-Higgs doublet: one positively-charged Higgs, one negative, and three neutral. This is the Negative Higgs: original Higgs Boson with its workaday engineer-break-room tea swapped out for a pine-smoked lapsang souchong, then spiked with black pepper.
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