Haydee

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Count of Monte Cristo spoilers below! :D
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HAYDEE. Let us talk about Haydee and how much ass she kicks! Orphaned and enslaved as a child-princess, bought by the Count's agent and given a good education all so he could use her eventually as a witness against their mutual enemy Fernand... but despite calling herself his slave, Haydee ended up being the only person who ever successfully told the Count what to do and where to go besides Mercedes.

Unlike Mercedes, however, Haydee wasn't up for nobly facing the rest of her life without her beloved and refusing his money. When the Count gave her his fortune and tried to leave after he was done with revenge, Haydee accepted the fortune... and said she wasn't done with him. The book dialogue did not go like this, but it could have:

The Count: "Take my fortune and be happy. You are young, and I want to go be miserable. I give you everything that I possess."

Haydee: "Actually, you left something out. I'd like to also have you."

The Count: "...Sorry, what?"

Haydee: "Everything that you possess also includes you. I'd like the real everything, please."

The Count: "You're sure about that? I mean... this really never occurred to me. I don't deserve to be happy, and I might find happiness again with you."

Haydee: "Well, I do deserve to be happy. Can we start with that?"

The Count: "I... I guess so. Huh. Yes! Okay! You can have me too."

Haydee: "Yay!"

And they sailed off into the sunset together to have great, sensual feasts.

Turkish coffee, golden raisins, the warm, spiced residue of sweet resin on her incense burner... and a faint hint of the Count himself lingering in her chambers.

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