ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
Spring has sprung, and it makes us think of trees. Trees have wood. You like wood, right? Let's talk about wood. Hardwood. Did you know that rosewood, cherry and maple are all hardwoods? (If Y, go to third paragraph. If N, go to second paragraph.)
N: Well, you do now. (Continue to third paragraph.)
Y: Isn't it cool? Anyway, we had to whip up a celebration of good hardwood. We didn't have any Norwegian wood, but we did have a little fun with the three trees listed above. It's cherry-blossom season here, and we couldn't resist sneaking some of the fruit into the mix too.
Wear this and be delicious: elegant rosewood, the blended juices of dark and sour cherries for both tartness and sweet depth, and a teasing hint of maple sap to make our hardwoods stick together.
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