ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
A pleasingly herbal roll in the garden, followed by a complete failure to get up because it smells nice in the spring dirt and you brought your cognac out to do yard work like a WINNER. Awwww yeah. Let's have a weedy-weedy, and a drinky-drinky, and a hoe... y.... hoe.... you know what, let's just have another drinky-drink and rub some herbs on ourselves. Whenever we get around to going back inside, we are going to smell fantastic, and it will be obvious that we fought the garden and the garden won. But we didn't shoot the deputy. No, no.
Garden dirt, star anise, an unsteady splash of delicious cognac, extra-dirty patchouli, rich dark vetiver, and earthy oakmoss.
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