ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
Gruuu...
Pardon, Holly's dork is showing a bit more than usual. Whelks are well-armored and inoffensive beings, and the Dire Whelk is no exception. With a name like DIRE WHELK, though, you might expect something that a child could ride around on or that could spit acid or something. The actual DIRE WHELK (Lirabuccinum dirum) is just two inches long and scavenges dead or already-injured animals. Is that dire? Is it dire enough? Apparently so.
When Holly puts her ear to a DIRE WHELK, however, she hears Final Fantasy VI fight music. It is fortunate that the real whelks are so petite and really quite pleasant company so long as they are not out of the water for long, and that Holly is not equipped with magitek lasers.
A DIRE scent, which is somehow still quite pleasant company. Coconut meat, white fennel, sandalwood, and elemi.
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