ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
Friend to pigeons and dismayed by spherical objects and women, Tesla would almost certainly not approve of being candied and rubbed onto women IN LIQUID FORM. In fact, he'd probably hate the pants off of it. Poor Tesla. No one respected his intellectual property or his wishes.
Candied violets, a sweet and heady whiff of terrifyingly womanly skin musk, and the faint bitterness of engine oil and industrial sabotage.
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