Adrenal Gland

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ZOMG Smells Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)

GET UP

GET UP RIGHT NOW AND JUMP AROUND LIKE YOUR BUTT HAS A WOLF ATTACHED

GO GO GO YES

*cough*
Ah, the adrenal gland. We were perhaps channeling it a bit too hard there. But we did try to make a scent that would grab you by the face and run you around the room a few times; while we can't and won't make any claims of medical effectiveness, we did stick a whole bunch of stuff in here that's been traditionally used to stimulate and perkify. A partial list: ginger, lime, spearmint, lavender, sage, and a rare steam-distilled extract from the first spring leaves of the whoop-ass plant. No, really. (okay, not really.)

The art for this scent is a little self-indulgent...due to their position, perched smartly on top of the kidneys, the adrenal glands are informally known as "kidney hats". This tickled us lots.

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