Graduation

Graduation doesn't just mean your circumstances change; it means you do. You ascend... to a higher level.

Graduation can mean many things. Entering adulthood, turning into a giant snake demon...it's a very personal process! For me, I'm just glad that it's over. School has never really been my thing, so if I never go back it will still be too soon. Raise a glass to freedom! And what's in the glass? Sparkling apple juice! My favorite drink in times of celebration. Enormously fizzy, with crisp apples underscored by ancient amber.

I had this whole section on civic pride, but, I guess we'll just skip to the big finish.