Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision

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BunnyNoseScents Wandering Through Wonderland General Catalog Perfume Oil (Available)

'I couldn't afford to learn it.' said the Mock Turtle with a sigh. 'I only took the regular course.'

'What was that?' inquired Alice.

'Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with,' the Mock Turtle replied; 'and then the different branches of Arithmetic — Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.'


Champagne and dragon's blood for ambition; black pepper and lotus for distraction; black butter and ambrette for uglification; juniper and tobacco for derision.

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