Blooddrop General Catalog Perfume Oil (Discontinued)
(Also equally suited for the bland and sullen old maid.)
Mrs. Picklee began enjoying life very late. Often the term "Merry Widow" would be applied to her despite no one really knowing just what type of undergarments she wore. It simply took Mrs. Picklee a long time to come into her own. In fact, it took her 78 years and two days. At midnight on the second day after her 78th birthday, she sat upright in bed as if a very, very, very fat cat had jumped from the top of the bookshelf next to her bed, right straight down on to Mrs. Picklee's stomach. That didn't happen, but that's how suddenly she woke up. When she did she, she suddenly thought about how cranky and bitter she had become by having spent her entire life (so far) taking care of everyone but herself. Now that her husband was dead and she had no children or family members to tend to, it was high time to start having an uproariously good time. It had to be uproarious since she had a lot of catching up to do good time-wise. Mrs. Picklee's bottled bouquet is an effervescent and bright blend of red currant, lemon verbena, pear and moonflower.
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