Blooddrop Dances of Vice Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)
Most would not know that Madame Collant-Bas's legal name was Violet Featherbox, but Miss Featherbox has come a long ways since her early days with the vaudevillian theatre she was hired with. Now, she headlines with her new name and her troupe of exotic dancers (both male and female, of course) performing incredibly racy bits that often just ever-so-barely expose some naughty bits! Never too much so the coppers stay away and just enough to keep the customers coming back for more. Madame Collant-Bas has several numbers, but her favorite and highest earner is "La Danse Orientale d'Allure et Bien Risqué" which involves very sheer kimonos, half a dozen lazy peacocks (lazy is good otherwise they'd hop and defecate all over the stage), fabulous hairpieces made by the oldest Chinese lady in the neighborhood, and the stage set up like an exquisite Bedouin tent. (There is a slight amalgamation of Japanese, Chinese and Middle Eastern themes, but it all works in the end. ) This perfume is what Madame Collant-Bas wears for her performance: a blend of floral teas, dried apple, a sweetened milk emulsion, Arabian resins and pink pepper.
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