My Danger Baby loves to do crazy things and for some reason, I am always chosen to accompany her on these adventures.
(Editor’s note: it’s because her mother possesses an actual survival instinct.)
At the Renaissance Faire, we rode the zip line.... and let’s just say that it rode up a bit on my naughty bits. As we stepped off the ledge, I screamed MY BALLS, and Lilith thought it was soooooo funny.
Brown leather and bourbon vanilla with honeyed oudh and cinnamon buns