Sinkhole

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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab (BPAL) Activism Limited Edition Perfume Oil (Limited)

We have the best sinkholes. Terrific sinkholes. Our sinkholes are tremendous. YUUUGE. No administration has ever had a sinkhole like this, believe me. Obama didn’t have sinkholes.Sad!

The scent of a swamp self-draining: globs of wet earth, crushed grass, and untended dandelions sliding into a morass of moss-crusted opoponax, labdanum, and tar.

Proceeds from the sale of this scent benefit the American Civil Liberties Union.

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